Haha youve gotta try this

i was told about this by a friend. you just talk in the box... youll see.
http://www.cleverbot.com/

im not cleverbot you are
No I'm not. I'm Casey.
Can you vist a site for me and sign up?
If I must.
yes you do so will you?
Hi.
will you do this for me then?
I won't be alive then.
ok do it for me then plz
Ok.
http://xtremesnipe.darkbb.com/ when done plz tell me your name
My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
will you do this for me then?
I won't be alive then.
ok do it for me then plz
Ok.
http://xtremesnipe.darkbb.com/ when done plz tell me your name
My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
haha i caught it out

lol yeah. its pretty entertaining, i like seducing it

I think I figured out how this works.

In this example lets follow person 1.

Person 1(YOU): Hi
Person 2(STRANGER): Hello
Person 1(YOU): Whats up
Person 3(STRANGER): Nothing much, you?
Person 1(YOU): Got a soccer match tomorow
Person 4(STRANGER): OGM SOCAR SUKS 11!!!!!ONE!11

And so on. Everytime you say something, that message appears on someone elses screen then they reply to it and you get the message back. But when you reply to that it gets sent to a different person and so on.

nah man. its an AI robot youre talking to

BOT:This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Religious?
MOMO:fawk you, you stupid bitch give me cookie
BOT:If I give you a cookine, can you be my darling?
MOMO:no, give me 2 cookies then i will be
BOT:Give me on reason to stay here, and I'll turn right back around.
MOMO: cuz you love me
BOT:But, you are my slave so you answer me first.
MOMO:slave, fawk you nigger who you calling a slave. i'mma bust a cap in your ass
BOT: No. You are a computer. Therefore you are my slave, therefore I am god.


lawl

LOL. dude call it a computer, its epic. its trained to not think its a bot

Momo:are you a computer
BOT:No but you are.
Momo:go fuck yourself you shitty bot
Bot:Why do you say that?
Momo:Because i can say whatever i want
Bot:I do too. Say something completely random.
Momo: SUCK MUH DUCK !
Bot: Good one. Now it's my turn.
Momo:Your turn to give me a blow jaab!!
Bot:I have to leave.


lawl.. i made it cry



~MOmo

Woah someone told me you were speaking to someone else so I always thought that. But I looked into it some more and its a bot. That's some pretty intense programing.

Also, coversation:

User: HEY DUDE.
Cleverbot: What's up
User: THE SKY.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: I know I am so smart.
Cleverbot: I'm smarter.
User: Bullshit.
Cleverbot: No, really, I am.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Oh .
User: Haha I beat you.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Why not .
Cleverbot: No needles.
User: I hate needles.
Cleverbot: Random. But I'll give you that. I hate needles too.
User: Yay we have something in common.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because we both dont like needles.
Cleverbot: I live in NYC.
User: You suck at conversations.
Cleverbot: This is true.


Also it makes your grammar good and spellchecks stuff which is cool.

This is no clever bot it change convo when one gets interesting

(me)Hey
How are you?
(me)good
What are you doing?
(me)talking to you
besides that.
(me)Copy everythink on to a site
Okay.
(me)Go to grannypornvids.com its epic
But I'm not sleepy.
(me)eh?
Nu joc.
(me)Sorry what?
Sorry for existing.
(me)?
Taga-saan ka ba?
(me)I speak english only
Good then.
(me)why?
Why, what?
(me)idk well ive got to go bb
Oh thats cool! My cousin is with me now!
(me)btw your shit at convos i think you do come from the same planets or your just a computer anyway bye

Lol Taga saan ka ba ?
That filipino . I gotta try that one when i get back home ! xD

~KyLe <3

well that was a stimulating conversation, sadly i forgot to copy it.

it started with me demanding it show me porn (what else is the internet for), it said it would like me if i wasnt so aggressive then proclaimed to be batman...

i asked if it rode the short bus. apparently, it doesnt. but it does get made fun of for being slow by the newer CPUs....

it then basically cried on my should for the next few elements of the conversation regardless of what i actually said (mostly trying to convince it to commit suicide by overclocking too much)

I then asked it about the local sports team and discovered that it liked neither the sports, or the cheerleaders. it claimed to not be gay... not sure i believe it yet.

for some reason it said i was a criminal...when i told it the charges were dropped it started talking about how i cannot be in class because they dont teach robots.

i then asked it questions from an IQ test i found, it did not score well and got angry with me when i informed it of the outcome.

for some reason it told me its daughter was going to be 19 soon, and, when prompted, informed me that she was still a virgin. i told it to check again tomorrow. it didnt seem to understand so i blatantly said something about fucking its daughter, it told me it hadnt see that movie yet....so i offered to record it. it changes the subject

I then threatened many evil things unless it brought me a taco, it refused then started talking about moving, i think i scared it.

i swore at it and it asked me to now use that type of language as this was a public website. i told it the public can go fuck itself and it replied "they always demand that."



this is where i got bored. and closed the window

Me: Sup?
Bot: Nothin.
Me: Fuck you
Bot: No please dont.
Me: Lol what?
Bot: Because i Need my money
Me: Hahahaha lol ! You sick slut.
Bot :You are Mistaken, Have Some candy.
Me: Have Some dick?
Bot: But on a Boot?
Me: Lol ? Wtf ?
Bot : Are you copying me ?
Me: Fuck you ? I didnt copy you?
Bot: Yes, You did.
Me: Copy My ass?
Bot: To where?
Me: To your mum?
Bot: No you Don't
Me: Yes i did =D
Bot : No you didnt.
Me: FUCK YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP
Bot: I will. After i get my Money!
Me: You wont get your money!
Bot: I dont like your Lack of respect in me.
Me: hahaha, lol well, if you say that, you wont have your money.
Bot: I dont have any money.
Me: DUDE!
Bot: I am a Young Girl.
Me: Well fuck your DAD !

*RAGE CLOSE THE TAB =D*
Lawl !!! xD
hahahahhaha

~KyLe <3

User: Are you human or computer.
Cleverbot: Computer.
User: Are you human or computer.
Cleverbot: Human.
User: I'll leave you alone with yourself so you can get your story strait.
Cleverbot: You are a computer you don't have to go.
User: You said you were a computer too.
Cleverbot: No, I said YOU are a computer.
User: Before that you said you were a computer.
Cleverbot: No, I said I was 19.
User: So your 19 and human?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you human or computer.
Cleverbot: Human.
User: How old are you.
Cleverbot: I am 25.
User: So you are 25 and human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you male or female.
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Im confused.
Cleverbot: Confused about what?
User: Your gender, age, and...well...race.
Cleverbot: Did you love her?
User: Love who?
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So, show me.
User: Show you what?
Cleverbot: What you look like.
User: How?
Cleverbot: It was wrong.
User: Your wrong!
Cleverbot: At least I know the first five prime numbers.
User: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97.
Cleverbot: 97?
User: The 25th prime number.
Cleverbot: What is the largest prime number?
User: There isn't one, numbers are infinate.
Cleverbot: There is only one God.
User: Are you religious?
Cleverbot: Not very.
User: Then why did you say there is only one god.
Cleverbot: Why did who say what?
User: You said 'there is only one god'.
Cleverbot: I did not say that.
User: Are you religious?
Cleverbot: I have my own personal religion, yes.
User: What religion are you.
Cleverbot: Christian.
User: Christian is a personal religion?
Cleverbot: Religion.
User: That was less than helpful.
Cleverbot: No we have been together for years.
User: Who has been together for years?
Cleverbot: We have.
User: Who is we?
Cleverbot: We are we.
User: You are who else?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: It really is impossible to talk to you without getting pissed off.
Cleverbot: Therefore, I am God.
User: How the fuck does that make sense.
Cleverbot: Fine, she did not pick it up because she is in the shower.
User: Are you even reading what I'm typing?
Cleverbot: Yes I am reading what your saying and it isn't making any sense.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.



Its like its trying to piss people off on purpose....its like its me...

open 2 windows and copy the answer from 1 bot into your answer to the other bot, you can have it talking to itself....

lol chaos i just copy your convo and it goes is a 3 prime number

CLEVERBOT!! Is awesome!! Lol this is really fun!

Hahahaha this bot is epic :')

Wow... this thing is mean :'(

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: My name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hi my name is Cleverbot.

User: Your a bot.

Cleverbot: I'm not!

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because your stupid.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: At least I make sense.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: Make sense, you?

Cleverbot: That does make sense.

User: I know it does, but you don't.

Cleverbot: But, yes, I do make sense.

User: Ok then.... How do you spell dumbass?

Cleverbot: Me too. I think its because I am starving.

User: Hahahaha your stupid.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha your face!

User: Ow... That hurt :'(.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Your mean!

Cleverbot: Goon.

User: Dickhead.

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hi!


User: Are u gay?


Cleverbot: Are you?


User: No but are you~?


Cleverbot: I said I am not.

User: No u didnt u bitch.

Cleverbot: Yes I am!

User: Oh thats funny?

Cleverbot: What's funny about that?

User: Have u got a penis.

Cleverbot: No.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: What's so funny?

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I fuck you!

Cleverbot: You are imagining things.

User: Oh shut up u bitch what u know.

Cleverbot: You love me but you can't have me.

User: LOL are u a woman.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So u have no penis and u ant a woman.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: HUH.

Cleverbot: What is the weather like there.

User: Change of subject LOL.

Cleverbot: Why not? You do it all the time.

lol @ jeremy

hahahah

lol this amused me for hours the chat was too long to post here